My interview with Kamala Harris will be posted as soon as I hear back from her team.
The questions asked include:
(1) How does your extreme paranoia inform your headphone selection?
(2) What factors did you take under advisement when you decided to deny millions of Americans an affordable Thanksgiving meal by purchasing expensive cookware?
(3) Why are you such a meany pants? Did you learn callousness from Senator Klobuchar or does it come naturally?
(4) What changes do you need to make to ensure Kanye follows your social media accounts and/or itinerary so he can better understand how little you do?
(5) You were recently acting president for 85 minutes. While commander-in-chief, to what extent did you sabotage our military since you clearly hate the troops?
Find out her answer to these questions and more in the coming year!
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