On Pins & In Needles

My father wants adventure in the great wide somewhere. He has recently; however, found himself trapped in the house and forced to aimlessly wander the halls. I do not allow him to leave under any circumstances.

I have also been indoors for a long time. I look unruly and unkept and have not had a manicure in 9 months. If I left the house, I would scare the townspeople.

One day, I find my new NEEDLES Paint Splattered Asymmetric Ghillie Sneakers are not where they were left.

I panic.

When my father enters my room, he looks defeated.

“I used paint thinner to try to remove the paint from your sneakers, but it did not work.”

“DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE?!!!”

“…Wait, you paid for shoes to look like this?”

Later, we had a snowball fight after I saved his life when he was attacked by wolves.

BS