Have you received a government issued photo ID, posted a picture online, or been outdoors since the advent of video surveillance? If you answered “yes,” you are considered a suspect in every crime committed by an unidentified individual, and the government will conduct a search of your person. To learn the degree the preceding statement is hyperbole, read this article.
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Musical prodigies, innovative singers, and soulful lyricists are three expressions that are never used to describe Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, but why not?
If parents of deaf children are only presented the perspective of the dominant (hearing) culture, they may conclude their child must join it to live a fulfilled life. But are the perceptions of the dominant culture always correct? [TBD- a joke about white evangelicals].
Yes, your car watches you pick your nose while driving. Unless the industry is better regulated, you can kiss any plan to run for public office goodbye.
Captain America: Civil War has a 90% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite the outrageous misrepresentation of international law. Allow me to ruin this movie for you.
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Musical prodigies, innovative singers, and soulful lyricists are three expressions that are never used to describe Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, but why not?
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Yes, your car watches you pick your nose while driving. Unless the industry is better regulated, you can kiss any plan to run for public office goodbye.
Captain America: Civil War has a 90% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite the outrageous misrepresentation of international law. Allow me to ruin this movie for you.
Genetic testing kits are a popular holiday gift, but unless you draw your enemy in Secret Santa, stick to gift cards.
If you trust Instagram and Amazon with your data but not Uncle Sam, you will find no comfort in this article. On the bright side, you can buy tissues, cry about it, and receive targeted ads when it is time to restock!
Do you suspect you are without a heart? Watch the 2006 Jane Eyre miniseries and take the attached quiz to receive a conclusive answer.
You will not receive more Instagram followers, a podcast, sponsored trips, or passes to b-level music festivals and c-level awards shows, but you will acquire the most valuable commodity gained by contestants: personal growth.
To celebrate the 17 year and 11 month anniversary of the Phantom Planet LP, I reviewed a review of the record and played a round of Music Review Bingo.
The expression “it is better to give than to receive” is often true because people receive crap. Follow the advice in this article to stop the cycle of gift giving abuse.
Do you suspect you are without a heart? Watch the 2006 Jane Eyre miniseries and take the attached quiz to receive a conclusive answer.
You will not receive more Instagram followers, a podcast, sponsored trips, or passes to b-level music festivals and c-level awards shows, but you will acquire the most valuable commodity gained by contestants: personal growth.
To celebrate the 17 year and 11 month anniversary of the Phantom Planet LP, I reviewed a review of the record and played a round of Music Review Bingo.
The expression “it is better to give than to receive” is often true because people receive crap. Follow the advice in this article to stop the cycle of gift giving abuse.
When anxious about domestic politics, I am comforted by this film about government corruption and media manipulation. It reminds me that things were once profoundly different: we only had 96 Senators in 1939.
The hotly anticipated follow-up to my heavily praised 1992 poem "Hats, Hats I See Them Everywhere."
Who said being hopelessly devoted was easy?
Musical prodigies, innovative singers, and soulful lyricists are three expressions that are never used to describe Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, but why not?
While our time together was fleeting, largely because of the pace he walked through the mall, it was special.
It turns out I am not a blend of the three Gilmore girls, I am 100% Amy Sherman-Palladino! I have unmatched pop culture knowledge, love hats, and-- above all else-- am not a people pleaser!
Genetic testing kits are a popular holiday gift, but unless you draw your enemy in Secret Santa, stick to gift cards.
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If you trust Instagram and Amazon with your data but not Uncle Sam, you will find no comfort in this article. On the bright side, you can buy tissues, cry about it, and receive targeted ads when it is time to restock!
If you are nervous that a food delivery robot will run over your foot while traveling 4 mph, you are not alone. Read this article for a quick tutorial on tort law, and breathe a little easier knowing you can sue.
Are Fourth Amendment guarantees eroded when law enforcement pursues actors that use anonymized technology? If you use the same tools as bad actors, are you also a bad actor? The answer to one question is in this piece, the other is in your heart (or possible criminal history).
Killer robots exist, but do not fear, they are bound by the laws of armed conflict. Although humans violate these rules, autonomous drones will surely succeed where fallible humans have not, right?
Is VP Harris scared of tough questions? I don't know, her people have not gotten back to me.
The boys discuss their journey from Jonas brothers to Jonas Brothers to Jonas brothers to Jonas Brothers.
The SpaghettiO slathered grins, the smell of soggy french fries, and the sight of whole milk consumed with pizza would haunt me forever.
He didn't know. How could he? He wouldn't know fashion if it cozied up to him under his blazer, and Lord knows there is more than enough room for at least two people in there.
I asked for a manicure, not a bacterial infection. It appears I cannot get one without the other. It was out of my hands... my germy, sweaty hands.
Is VP Harris scared of tough questions? I don't know, her people have not gotten back to me.
The boys discuss their journey from Jonas brothers to Jonas Brothers to Jonas brothers to Jonas Brothers.
The SpaghettiO slathered grins, the smell of soggy french fries, and the sight of whole milk consumed with pizza would haunt me forever.
